Ice cream astrology.

TikTok creator J’Amore went viral after delivering a playful persona roast primarily based on girls’s favourite ice cream manufacturers. He toured the frozen meals aisle, stating manufacturers like Häagen-Daz, Breyers, and Bluebell, and defined the kind of lady who eats each.

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According to J’Amore, Ben & Jerry’s girlies are stoners, Bluebell girlies are Southern, and if she eats Talenti, “she’s never seen struggle a day in her life.”

The humorous video from June 26, 2025, racked up over 40,000 views and was cross-posted to X, the place it has almost 360 thousand views. Women commenting on each platforms admitted, “he sort of isn’t wrong,” and requested his tackle different widespread ice cream manufacturers.

“Do TILLAMOOK.”

Ice cream as a persona take a look at

Content creator J’Amore shared his ideas about ice cream manufacturers and the ladies who eat them. Here’s a cheat sheet:

Talenti: She’s bougie… “snooty, patootie,” he mentioned.

Häagen-Daz: She’s demure. “If she eats Häagen-Daz, she wears nothing but Lululemon, and she is very classy, very classy, very demure.”

Ben and Jerry’s: “She’s a stoner—or a big back in training.”

Mayfield and Breyers: She’s “healing” in her smooth lady period. “If she’s eating these two then that means that she has come from a spot, a place in her life where she’s trying to do better, and she’s letting go of that negative energy. She’s in her Soft Girl era. She’s healing right now.”

Bluebell: Southern lady. “She takes pride in homemaking. You got you a good southern girl with a thick accent.”

Generic manufacturers: Criminal. J’Amore identified the Publix model ice cream within the grocery retailer’s freezer and defined, “If you see her eating this, she a criminal…That ain’t name brand. She agree. Okay, she from the bottom of the bottom, but ain’t no wrong with it, okay?”

 J’Amore requested TikTok customers, “Which one are you?” within the submit’s caption. 

@realjamore

Which one are you?

♬ unique sound – J’Amore

“Many will argue but he was spot on with a few from my experience,” wrote @Truman_8urbank.

“Bro I wasn’t expecting that sh*t🤣🤣🤣 you got me spot on.”

“Facts 💯😂😂😂 I’m healing right now.”

“Bluebell is me… straight from Louisiana 😂.”

“I will eat all of them lmao 🤣🤣🤣 I just love ice cream so call me a all around women 😂😂😂😂😂😂.”

“So I’m a boujie stoner 😭.”

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