“Every day we stray further from God’s light.”

General Mills is as soon as once more partnering with Hormel to mix sugar cereal and bacon, creating Cinnamon Toast Crunch: Bacon Flavor. The breakfast concoction might be obtainable at Walmart shops beginning at the moment, for individuals who dare.

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Introducing bacon-flavored Cinnamon Toast Crunch

On July 7, 2015, General Mills introduced their newest collaboration with processed meats firm Hormel. After giving us bacon coated in “Cinnadust” in September 2024, they’ve switched it as much as conjure bacon flavored Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

“Infused with the smoky flavor of BLACK LABEL® Bacon and blasted with CINNADUST™, this limited-edition cereal delivers savory satisfaction with every crunchy bite, making it perfect for breakfast or snacking,” the press launch reads.

“After seeing the fan response to last year’s collaboration, we knew we had to bring these two breakfast icons back together,” mentioned Hormel Foods Senior Brand Manager Aly Sill. “We’re shaking up the way bacon fits into daily routines, and we can’t wait for consumers to experience it.”

The restricted version cereal is available in small, 6-oz packages, probably to higher include the superior potential of the factitious bacon taste. The iron-stomached can discover them beginning on July 8 at Walmart shops till they’re all eaten or outlawed.

“America is not a real place”

This is undoubtedly splendid social media bait, however the responses aren’t precisely constructive. Most feedback on X convey some stage of horror, main some to query whether or not that is even actual life.

“America is not a real place,” declared @NarutoExplained. “Who asked for this flavor?”

User @WolfofMiami, in the meantime, joked that “everyday we stray further from God’s light.”

Other responses had been extra severe. If you thought bacon-flavored Cinnamon Toast Crunch couldn’t get political, suppose once more.

Those unlucky sufficient to have been paying consideration these days related the cereal mashup to alleged efforts to “Make America Health Again” and the deep cuts to well being providers that may come from the just lately handed funds invoice.

“I thought we were supposed to be stopping sh*t like this?” mentioned @LukeV_22.

“What is wrong with you?” requested @Dominique83074, tagging General Mills and Walmart. “We’re losing healthcare in America, and you’re like, ‘Let’s keep giving them multiple Cinnamon/Bacon mixes!’ You just put out @HormelFoods CTC bacon, for f*ck’s sake!”

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